A fictional man: *is dark haired, morally grey, has a traumatic past and a teasing grin*
Me:
This is a self-call out too. I HAVE REGRETS.
Patient: *has a bunch of different symptoms without a clear cause*
Doctors on medical shows: right I’m ordering every single test or scan available, I want a specialist from every department paged to take a look at this case and I want this group of interns looking into every possible rare disease that this patient might have. We won’t let this patient leave until we’ve gone above and beyond to help them. Let’s go people!
Doctors in real life: lol idk the three basic blood tests I did came back normal so it’s probably just in your head or something.
Doctors in real life: have you tried losing weight?
planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is
me, 10, who will never be the same again:
I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I’ll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I’ve got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes on itself. I just want to be, boundless and infinite.
POTC Meme || Outfits (3/8)
Will Turner’s WEDDING OUTFIT from
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) dir. Gore Verbinski
Costume Designer: Penny Rose
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